Fuck You Bob Woodward

Cynics can be
a bad thing.

Bob is a cynic.
Bob believes because
he once brought down
a president, his
whole reputation must
follow from that day,
no more investigating,
no introspection or
thought.

That's what he does.
He writes books
people expect
from him, or as
he thinks they do,
because it makes
him feel good,
like the old Bob
from the movie.

After all,
nobody likes Nixon
but everyone loves Bob,
and as the nation goes,
so does Bob,
creating a President's Bob
out of G,
whether it's reality
or not, just because
no one actually
wants
to think about it.

There're some good
times to think
like that,
in absolutisms,
but there are
certainly times
when it's not.

Bob, you chose
the latter and
you staked your name
on it. So yeah,

fuck you Bob.